Here’s how gross apocalypse emergency food rations are

televangelist like Jim Bakker are fundamentally cozenage artist who feed on implanting people with fear and gain off that fear . Bakker , for instance , is infamous for shilling his buckets of survivalist intellectual nourishment that cost hundreds of dollars and last 20 years ( just in time for the world to terminate ! ) . But how does that nutrient mouthful ? We get chefGreg Lauroto cook up some of these evangelistic survivalist food items and it ’s utterly disgusting . Like , earthy does n’t even begin to describe it .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2A5csyMfw0&list=PL15KbAxfKZE2DnUA9RNWn4IJQGR6VsBkF

The nutrient — which basically only expect the addition of red-hot water to cook — ends up being like ecru slop and cerise vomitive and liquid goop . Lauro described the taste as “ paper mache ” and “ a bathroom at a legal community at the end of the night in a college Ithiel Town ” and “ one of the worst matter I ’ve ever eaten in my liveliness ” to describe the taste and smell of the food .