As usual , we ’ve done the punishing stuff for you in advance of time in Morning Spoilers . This time around , that include sift out the “ April Fools ” material that people started posting a day early on . We ’ve included some of it for Lost and go - Files 2 , but it ’s clearly label . And there are genuine raider for Wanted , Doctor Who , Smallville , Heroes and the next Superman movie . Plus new promo movie from Speed Racer and Battlestar Galactica . You wo n’t be fooled , but you will be spoiled .
Wanted :
A unexampled one - sheet for super - assassin movie Wanted give a reasonably detailed patch outline , which makes the film fathom a morsel … well , stupid . Here ’s what it says :
25 - year - old Wes ( James McAvoy ) was the most disaffected , cube - lie drone the major planet had ever be intimate . His boss chewed him out hourly , his girlfriend ignored him routinely and his spirit pad on interminably . Everyone was certain this disengaged shirker would amount to nothing . There was minuscule else for Wes to do but wile away the days and croak in his slow , clock - punching rut .
Until he met a woman nominate Fox ( Angelina Jolie ) .
After his alienated male parent is murdered , the deadly sexy Fox recruits Wes into the Fraternity , a secret high society that civilize Wes to avenge his pappa ’s death by unlocking his dormant powers . As she teaches him how to develop lightning - prompt innate reflex and phenomenal agility , Wes chance upon this squad lives by an ancient , unbreakable computer code : carry out the death ordering given by fate itself .
With wickedly brilliant tutors — include the Fraternity ’s enigmatic drawing card , Sloan ( Morgan Freeman)—Wes grows to enjoy all the strength he ever wanted . But , lento , he begins to realize there is more to his dangerous associates than meets the eye . And as he waver between newfound heroism and vengeance , Wes will come to learn what no one could ever teach him : he alone controls his fate .
Speed Racer :
Here are some fresh promo flick from May ’s Speed Racer .
Superman
If Superman Returns does get a continuation , chances are Kevin Spacey ’s Lex Luthor will be back . At least , Spacey says he ’s already signed to appear in it . [ Cinemablend ]
Doctor Who :
The first episode of Doctor Who season four , “ Partners In Crime , ” is a “ comedy episode ” and features 15 mo during which the Doctor and Donna are both investigating the same thing , but keep managing to miss each other . At one point , they ’re in the same office , but whenever the Doctor stand up , Donna looks down , and so on . Sarah Lancashire ’s evil dieting anovulant strategy involves the fact that she controls what happens to your avoirdupois after it leaves your body .
And then in the 2nd installment , “ Fires of Pompeii , ” the Doctor and Donna lose the TARDIS in Pompeii , just a few hour before the eruption . Donna befriend a family that she wants to save , but the Doctor does n’t want to keep open them . And there are shivery soothsayers in addition to those rock music lusus naturae , the Pyrovillians . [ TV Scoop ]
Meanwhile , here are some rumors and social status conjecture about the ending of time of year four and the special that observe . Donna turn malign , and in fact is in conference with the Master ( an evil Time Lord ) all along . Rose fail at the end of the time of year , giving the Doctor a new cause to be sad . The Doctor reprograms the Cybermen to help him defeat an army of evil Time Lords . ( This one has been debunked already . ) And the Rani , another malevolent Time Lord , appears in this year ’s Christmas special . [ medico Who Forum ]
Battlestar Galactica
Here are some stills from the third unexampled Battlestar Galactica installment , “ The Ties That Bind , ” which is rumour to be the one where Cally kills herself . [ Dryope ]
Smallville :
The repose of Smallville season seven is all about Lex ’s fall to the saturnine side . And Lex finds what he ’s always been searching for , say executive producer Brian Peterson . The time of year finale sets up all the storylines in season eight , which he hint may answer some of devotee ’ longstanding questions about when various element of the Superman mythos will show up . [ Sci Fi Wire ]
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Kristen Bell think she ’ll back on Heroes as Elle the zappy psycho girlfriend this fall . [ Superhero Hype ]
lose :
“ Leaked ” script Page for the end of the bewildered time of year finale have a closed book charwoman ( believably Kate ) give way in Jack ’s arms . And then it reverse out Jack ’s dad is the malevolent mastermind behind everything bad in the world . Too bad these awesome pages also hold the words “ April Fools ” in a not - too - subtle codification . [ Doc Arzt ’s Lost Blog ]
X - Files 2
And another piece of info that we ’re assuming is an April Fools affair . purportedly Fox wanted to call the X - Files continuation X - Files : Curse of the Werepeople , but Chris Carter insist on call it X - file : Full Moon Rising . And the plastic film is Cat People meets American Werewolf In London . Ohhhkay then . [ IESB ]
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