God And Satan Watch Nazi Porn On A Train Full Of Breakdancing Teenagers. Yes, Really.

A grouping of teenagers jams on a train , not realizing that they ’re actually on the special train where God and Satan are deliberate theology and watching rotten brusque repulsion films . It can only be the classic Night Train To Terror .

It ’s hard to bottom the thought physical process that go into Night Train To Terror , honestly . It seems as though the Lord somehow ended up with three brusk horror picture show and determine to string them together in a sort of anthology – but the estimate that God and Satan are watching these terrible development films to decide which soul should go to Heaven and which to Hell ? And that they ’re doing this on a train which is give-up the ghost to crash at daybreak , killing a train full of happy dancing teenagers ? Kind of random .

But then each of the three horror films is also totally random . In the first , there ’s a guy who ’s driving with his Modern Saint Brigid on their marriage night – and they get catch in the traditional wedding - night auto chance event . Somehow the guy finish up in a sanatorium , where he ’s strapped to a mesa and given electro - cushion therapy and hypnosis , until he ’s brainwash into going out and roofie - ing young women , so the sanitarium can slice them up and trade their body parts to hospitals . ( The women , of course , are kept bare , strapped to tables for no particular reason . ) Except that the sanitarium keeps hoi polloi ’s heading in jars , again for no special reason . Oh , and at one point the bozo goes to a church and puts a roofie in a miss ’s communion wine , so he can ( I gauge ) drag her out of church service and slice her up . ( We do n’t see what pass after she drinks it . ) right plan , guy ! The film is so bad edited , there ’s a scene where he roofies an old guy , and later the old guy is poking around asking suspicious dubiousness about the sanatarium where his young lady friend fell – I think those scene were presuppose to be the other path around .

And the 2nd film is about a busty carnival Zea mays everta seller who befriend a nice guy , but she turns out to be part of a self-destruction furore , who tie themselves up under a pendulum , which descend and kills one of them . For sport . The third film , which you could glimpse above , is about a decent Catholic wife who dreams of unbalanced Nazis , and then it turns out she has to quit Satan from certify on Earth .

I have enough difficulty read why I am watching these films . Why , in Heaven ’s name , is God ?

A version of this clause originally appeared back in 2009 .

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