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Watching Alan Cumming unzip his head of cutsey braids as the “ Scarecrow ” in the SciFi Channel ’s Tin Man last night remind me of another role he played as Nightcrawler , the half-baked spicy mutation from X - Men 2 . . . and another role as a freaky god key Loki in Son of the Mask . He ’s always this ambiguously gay elfin fauna . Let us see the mutant development of Cumming , shall we ?

First there was the prissy alien Cumming in Flintstones :

Then there was the camp , fey , matching - crazy - suit bad guy Flegan Floop in Spy Kids :

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Butch - but - swishy Nightcrawler from XTC - Men 2 come next :

And have ’s not forget Loki , another campy , fey , matching - unhinged - suit of clothes creature in Son of the Mask :

And that shore us at today , where Cumming is hold the merry mutant alien career that Tim Curry could only dream of after The Rocky Horror Picture Show put him on the map .

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Maybe it ’s because Cumming makes his own perfume ? Because he like monsters ? Because he ’s openly queer ?

severely to say , really . But one thing is for sure : he sure makes a cute pansy alien mutant boy , and Hollywood could always utilise more of those .

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Lesdilley