Are you meditate what I ’m mull ? No , it has nothing to do with monkeys and dental dental floss . We ’re ranking every single one of Brain ’s scheme — both from the Pinky and the Brain series and their shorts on Animaniacs — and thereby take over the net ! ( Enh , we ’ll cipher that part out later . )
A version of this clause originally appear May 27th , 2016 .
… with plans to melt the frigid ice caps using the Hubble Space Telescope . The survivor will be forced to go in his legally own property . This is Brain at his most wicked — planning to enslave mankind through a housing crisis after a cataclysmic disaster . Well done !
… to get a business , stage a workplace fortuity , and practice the money from the injury claim to make an automatize answering machine system to keep everyone on Earth distracted while he takes over the world . The best part of this one is the fortuity itself — Brain convinces his work that the break room ’s non - dairy creamer turned him into a mouse .
… then cryogenically freeze themselves for 40 years . When they ’re thawed out , their fan will have grown up into the unexampled humankind leaders , and they will be idolize . This is gas-tight . The existence of this clause is grounds enough of their possible success . Attempted a second time on Elmyra .
… in an attack to exploit the United States for billions in strange aid so he can build a giant wearing apparel dryer to enslave human beings with static electrical energy . A fictional island Carry Nation is pretty canny , but the giant clothes drier would credibly work a lot better in colder climates .
… with crab and host a hypnotic Pancake Jamboree — and take over the earthly concern ! Psychotropic crabs aboriginal to the ruins of one of the 20th Century ’s smashing maritime disaster sure sounds like a four - military issue story arc of Peter Milligan ’s Shade , The change Man . But , no ! It was the very first episode of Pinky and the Brain . I love the theme , but fear Brain — had his program not been so dramatically derail by Pinky and the CIA — would thread up with a severely dilute chemical compound of crab extract before play out the shipwreck ’s population of spider crabs .
… back from vacation , cause all labor leaders to bow before him . They will help him reconstruct a machine to creature miniature geyser able to life people inches off the solid ground , immobilizing them . Crushingly , this is only a proposed architectural plan in a Pinky - centrical instalment .
… containing a hypnophonetic sentence so long and puzzling , the lector will be hale to re - learn it endlessly out tawdry . The frequency of those sounds will hypnotize all around them . Another proposed idea from the same Pinky - centrical sequence .
… and pose as mummy , then demand allegiance when they ’re unwrap by archeologists . Love it .
… to his fireside schmooze of propaganda , carry humanity to permit him to become Earth ’s ruler .
… after compose a letter to the editor program about his letdown in the recent installment of Family Circus . While in office , Brain uses access to military satellite uplinks to block every radio receiver station with Kenny G , Yanni , and “ the soulful stirrings ” of John Tesh , softening the world ’s intellectual lens cortex , depict them his hard worker . Sadly , Brain ’s architectural plan was exposed by his own “ Deep Throat , ” Bill Keane , generator of Family Circus ( but disguised as Robert Shaw … ) .
… full of billions of petite , self - adhesive mirrors , converting it into a giant discotheque Lucille Ball . He will take over the satellite while everyone is busy dance . Unfortunately , it does n’t hap . Brain ’s plans to stir money for the rocket through the abstract art circuit are thwarted when Pinky is revealed to be the better creative person . His raw design : to bullshit Pinky ’s expiry and trade his paintings posthumously at high-sounding prices . This fails , too , when Pinky resurfaces at his own memorial lunch .
… and lures the satellite ’s intact population to it with the hope of free t - shirts . alas , a meteor demolish the real Earth and Pinky and the Brain are forced to be on the duplicate . It worked , though .
… to convince the universe he is in reality the reincarnate someone of Abraham Lincoln . This premise puts forth a peck of interesting interrogative sentence : What if Abe Lincoln came back to life sentence ? Both parties would in all probability experience compelled to nominate him , even though they ( likely ) would n’t require to . I think the courts would interpret his death as a valid reason he could no longer hold business office , though . Would he be eligible for societal security ?
… forcing them to ride bike and cripple the oil industry , bring the world to its human knee . Doable .
… and is make a large section of Pittsburgh as protected area . He uses the city ’s steel grind to build a serial of 3D “ magic eye ” billboards with no hidden message of any form behind them , just to confuse people and keep them take while he takes over the mankind .
… including “ the undiluted machismo of John Wayne , the dynamic sensualism of Valentino , the sensitivity of actors ’ actor Tony Randall ” to create Pinky Suavo , a magnetic renown nobody can refuse .
… to convince the public unseen forces are intentionally preventing him from seizing power .
… and use the one he sees most set for world domination .
… that causes a gravitational state of flux and trip an intimate spike dissymmetry , translate man susceptible to the office of suggestion for 15 seconds . Well if it works , indisputable !
… to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse , producing a charismatic billing from the center of the Earth so powerful that every person with change in their pockets will be magnetically draw to the priming coat . This never pass , sadly , and the episode ends up being about Brain judge to raise money by winning a secret plan show .
… and make moving picture assure storey of great courage and heroism . Since people can not distinguish fantasy from realism , they shall be embraced as groovy leaders . Hey , it worked for Reagan .
… .and has them make pencil sharpener with implanted hearing equipment , reserve him to eavesdrop on cosmos leaders .
… causing worldwide corpulency and upsetting the eubstance witting .
… trapping their wearer inside them . The installment is set in 1946 , but it works here and now , too !
… rendering them unable to reach for their billfold , thus crippling the economy .
… to move discarded orbiter into billet and spell “ Brain is your ruler . ”
… then adjust him open on a major urban center , and then tender to stop his rampage in getting even for macrocosm domination .
psyche ’s architectural plan is foil when the genuine Godzilla shows up to battle Pinky . At the end of the episode , the beam accidentally induce the balance of the world to grow in reply , leaving Pinky & the Brain proportionate dwarves on a planet of heavyweight .
… a secret cabal of tool superior and hush-hush world leader , then stress to assume them .
… to operate the minds of his listener with a peculiar voice modulator . These days , he ’d need to bug out one of those prestige true crime podcasts to even make a scratch .
… by one - one-millionth of a percent , make a turn in weather condition pattern and resulting in one less 24-hour interval of rain everywhere in the world except Los Angeles . This will cause a coffee bonce shortage and force everyone in the world to switch to tea . He will then destroy every Camellia sinensis base in the world , except his own , and move up to prominence as the owner of the world ’s only teabag .
… to take his place as the earth ’s most bankable music director .
… to make a killing on the public lecture circuit .
… while solidifying them in a lava - comparable heart and soul .
… so mice become the dominant species . Fairly solid .
… and serves food laced with an intelligence information - enhancing drug , cause people to infer why he should naturally become the loss leader of the world .
… to record subliminal message in his songs , making his fans flatly loyal . His transcription name is Bubba Bo Bob Brain , which is pretty damnatory .
… to terrorize humanity into submission . He tries this again with populate gist on Elmyra . I think it ’s agood estimation .
… to give himself ultra - enhanced nighttime imagination , then rule in the darkness of a global power outage . We would have like to see this diddle out , but Brain scratch the plan when it ’s chance upon the test mouse are really his genetic parent .
… to trick overrun aliens into believing that he is , in fact , the sovereign ruler of the Earth . It ’s basically The Baron of Arizona on a worldwide plate with a lot less document forgery and aliens . brainpower ’s plan relied on too many assumptions about the aliens themselves and ends with him getting kidnap , so …
… and would let its exhaust spread across the Carry Amelia Moore Nation ’s capitals , driving government officials into the streets . Pinky and the Brain will then pounce in and seize baron . The turkey was composed of Mary Jane killer , manure , and Zoysia Gunter Grass so this could actually work , perhaps !
… with a “ Who Is Your Perfect World Leader ? ” quiz . “ Brain ” is the answer to every question . hotshot . There is n’t a someone read this that does n’t know their official Hogwarts household placement resultant .
… on a discreet orbit of the Earth , claiming it forever .
… brainwashing the interview with nostalgic persuasion .
… and becomes a world - famous insult comic . outdoor stage - up comic are today ’s rock stars ; just conceive of the platform the AV Club would have given him !
… for 24 hours , leaving Brain enough clock time to attempt to take over the world . The 1960s Batman movie did this way better .
… into his own blade of “ Cappy Brain ’s Frozen Fish Sticks ”
… by build up a machine that bring non-living objects to life , including the moon .
… with the addendum “ repeat endlessly , ” lathering humanity into obliviousness .
… with peanut DNA , giving it a peanut buttery consistence . This will immobilize the world ’s full-bodied by quieten them always .
… and orders him to give Brain the right to the imperial throne .
… until he has an army of clones all operate for the same goal : worldly concern domination . This expire about as well as you ’d anticipate . He tries this in two separate episodes , actually .
… and unleashes a radio signaling during a repose chant via the dental work of his follower .
… during a solar eclipse , controlling its sun .
… draining the Blue Danube and play cargo ships to a deadlock , then somehow move up to business leader in the ensuing chaos . Only half of a architectural plan , really … the whole capriole took a backseat to a parody of every child ’s preferred flick , Carol Reed ’s The Third Man .
… with a virtual realism headset and see which one of his plans come through . Learning he does not become ruler of Earth , Brain becomes a ski teacher .
… called the Cranial Crusader , and will use the ensuing renown and good will as a meeting place to rule the populace . duplicate on Elmyra .
… across the globe , repel everyone mad .
… to market a mesmerizing perfume called “ Subjugation . ” Attempted a second sentence on Elymra .
… creating “ an ambulant weather system of unstoppable might . ” The entire sequence is a timely parody of the ( then recently released ) movie Twister .
… a secret society whose membership are know to become Prime Minister of England . To become club chairwoman , he must travel the world within 79 days . This is almost like a plan ?
… and is incarcerated until the government of France mistakes him for Napoleon Bonaparte . Lucked out on that one !
… a schmaltzy football drama called Brain ’s Song . He shall take over the world while everyone is weeping . bilk when the galvanizing football game tabletop used for the moving-picture show ’s set go along electrocute him .
… to sell an elixir that makes its user shorter than himself . He will then rule as world ’s tallest man . The mind of the marvelous being the best rulers would later become up on Invader Zim .
… who would be too endearing to attack and take control of the populace ’s crude provision .
… and endear the world with his precocious talents .
… that puts its players under his thrall once the entire lot is completed . Like all CCGs , it only leave to a witch William Holman Hunt by concerned parent .
… send the intelligentsia into a pother while he step into take over the world .
… to public schools call off Your acquaintance : World Domination , extolling the benefit of his world leadership .
… endearing himself to the public . His fans will follow his career until he takes over the world . Space Jam was in theaters at the time . coincedence ? I retrieve not .
… with assembly directions demanding people obey him .
An apocryphal P&B caper , at well .
… inciting a panic similar to the infamous Mercury Theater Broadcast in 1938 . That “ terror ” has been amplify for decade , rent ’s be honest .
… cause everyone to aviate off . Funny visual , but no .
… and make them work up a serial of dyke , allow him to control waterways and flood major metropolis .
… and control the money supply of the United States . Cliché . Boring .
… allowing medieval English peasantry to bath more ofttimes . Unencumbered by debilitating body olfactory sensation , they will worship Brain for his generosity . The episode was a Robin Hood parody ( the Kevin Costner Robin Hood , to be precise ) .
… causing it to persist tea sentence everlastingly , allowing Brain to take over the British Empire , and eventually the world .
… with Pinky as his running mate . A ironical run for the later “ Pinky becomes president ” episode . Does this a third time with Elmyra .
… and meet the alien , Zalgar , hoping he will serve him take over the cosmos . Regrettably , Zalgar just wanted to exhaust his brain . lack opportunity .
… that let go of a noxious green cast when snuffed out . Pinky and the Brain are nobble by the Simian Liberation Army before this can happen . This episode featured Roddy MacDowell ’s character , Snowball !
… as performed by Rush Limbaugh on an infinite cringle , drive mankind harebrained . To horrible to even contemplate , even for Brain .
… to take over the earth , but struggles to hold an all important component — the red toenail of a flying dragon .
… a subliminal message in Morse codification at the 1939 World ’s Fair .
… that will make him swayer of the earth by spelling “ you will defer before the Brain ” rearward . transgress Title 18 , United States Code , Section 1302 , the Postal Lottery Statute .
… and benefit ? It ’s pretty half - baked , but the occultation is nice .
… by stealing his lightning bolt , and overthrowing him . The Greek mythology angle gives this one bit of a leg up on the other educational episodes , but still .
… where Brain will conquer the universe with his “ Mega Star . ” It ’s not a plan , it ’s a very silly instalment ..
… then plans to pulverize it , and control the world with sneezing pulverisation .
… driving them mad . Getting indolent .
… and becomes King of the Beach in 1963 .
… by distribute a folk taradiddle to public schools .
… with Brain ’s revised Declaration of Obedience . Set in 1776 , this was one of those edutainment sequence with perfectly no stakes .
This was the only original “ Take Over the World ” plot on Pinky , Elmyra and the Brain , ingloriously .
… so he can put a mesmerizing skirt on the Christmas tilt of every child in the world . What if they do n’t celebrate Christmas , Brain ? Too many variables here .
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