near GOD MAN , RUN . RUN QUICKLY ! SAVE YOURSELVES , THERE ’S A VICIOUS brute PROWLING . CALL THE POLICE ! CALL THE ZOO ! CALL — waitress , what ? What ’d you say ? It ’s just a stunned englut animal ? Aw bullshit .
If that ’s how you would ’ve oppose to the sight of that giving ol’ stuffed puss up there , congratulation ! You divvy up much in vernacular with the could people of Hampshire , UK , whose law force scramble a helicopter with caloric imaging cameras and a antianxiety agent team from the local zoo when the big cat was discovered near a cricket ground and golf form .
Two particularly singular takeaways here . First , the police did n’t take in it was a fake until it was blown over by the downdraft of the chopper . Second , British people have n’t lost that dry WWII resiliency :
Tony Middleton , Hampshire Cricket Academy film director , tot up : “ Rumours came round that there was a Panthera tigris on the golf game course and we just carried on playing until a police officer came over and told us to unclutter the area .
“ I assumed there was [ a tiger ] with everything that was going on , but we felt quite secure here . ”
Righto , Tony . Cheers . Stiff upper lip and all that . We survive years of bombardment raids , we ’re not last to have some cheeky feline whitlow keep us down . [ BBCvia The Daily What ]
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