You have a go at it that Facebook is a beehive of junk e-mail and villainy , but visitingClaude the alligator ’s pagemight make you love it again .
Claude is an albino alligator who lives at the California Academy of Sciences in San Francisco ’s Golden Gate Park . On his pageboy , he notes that he is “ the main attraction ” at the museum , which is exactly what you ’d expect a 9.5 foot alligator to say . He is also a fan of LOLalligator motion picture , which also makes sense . essentially , Claude ’s timeline is what Facebook is made for .
But there are a few other affair you should have a go at it about Claude . He ’s an albino , so that think of he ca n’t deal with lineal sun — it would eventually kill him . But alligators love laze in the sun all day . So Cal Academy has set up a giant , heat rock in the middle of his reeking pen , where Claude spends his time getting warm and looking intensely otiose .
At one gunpoint , he was given a female comrade nominate Bonnie , who eventually bit one of his finger off . So she had to go hang out in a different alligator rest home .
You see , Claude is a peaceful fop . And he ’s a little awkward . He ’s partially blind , so he lam around a lot — a practice that annoyed Bonnie , and may have been why she bit him .
And just a couple of month ago , poor , peaceable Claude got sting again . This time , his nemesis was a snapping turtleneck who share the pool with him . Now Claude is down one more finger , but he ’s back from recovery and depend mighty hunky-dory .
So far , no update from his post - recovery sprightliness on the Facebook Thomas Nelson Page , but I ’m certain they ’re come soon . In the meantime , enjoy your new Facebook friendship with Claude — and if you ’re in the San Francisco field , visit him at Cal Academy and say hi !
UPDATE : The Cal Academy has gotten in touch to say that they are not in any way affiliated with this Sir Frederick Handley Page about Claude ( perhaps Claude created it on the sly ? ) . They have “ relevant update ” about Claude once in a while on their officialFacebook page .
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