A recent citynoise control ordinancein Boston has copscracking downon roving stone express that do n’t take place in formal venues . So they’reposing as tough rockers onlineto sniff out concert locations so they shut them down more easily . Only job is their police work register like an out of contact parent trying to mouth to a teen about that new fangled rock and/or roll .
First of all , punk stria are well acquainted with law enforcement feat to put the kibosh on their shows . It ’s been pass for years via phony email , Twitter DMs , Facebook posts , and so forth . But the recent example are specially hilarious . A St. Louis Band called Spelling Bee post screen shots of some of the Beantown copper ’ endeavor to itsFacebook pageand to Twitter .
unbelievable real e - mails from a boston law officer stick secret as a " punk " to adjudicate & break up a house show.https://t.co/OzqYszpExF
— quick ortiz ÷ sad13 ÷ sadie dupuis ÷ haunted guy ( @sad13)March 24 , 2013
They draw emails from a “ sports fan ” called “ Boston Punk Zombie , ” which is seemingly a gambol on the name of an infamous Boston hardcore bunch . Good selection . But the immature mohawked , thrust up visibility picture looked like it was taken from Shutterstock . Here ’s the full text of those substance :
The show was indeed cancelled and moved to another Nox . And surely , there ’s a luck that these emails came from an actual , grammatically challenge toilet punk . But likely not . It ’s more likely they were penned by someone ’s dad . Someone ’s midsection - aged , doughnut feeding , police officer dad . Cue the sad Johnny Ramone trombone Riffian . [ ticket ]
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