The group " birdie are n’t actual " , who take that bird are no longer real , have conducted a rally in the US , in the Leslie Townes Hope of converting others to their view .

For those naive , the birds are n’t actual movement claims that bird were once veridical but have now been replaced with drones by – you guessed it – none other than Barack Obama , back in 2001 . The new automaton birds are used to supervise Americans , according to the conspiracy hypothesis .

" Where it all began . October 26th , 2001 , " account Birdsarentreal publish on Instagram , underneath the compelling grounds above . " The mean solar day the deceitful and wicked Patriot Act was passed by congress . I ca n’t watch these horrific video in world , I tremble uncontrollably with madness . I sob . I ca n’t keep quiet .

" After the government killed off the last genuine bird in 2001 , they released the beta versions of the first prototype bird drones , as shown in these tapes . WHAT A COINCIDENCE that on October 27th , 2001 , PEARL HARBOR bechance . Yet no one seems to draw the correlation . Sheep .

" Call me misinformed , call me stunned , call me under - civilise , I do n’t manage . Just because I did n’t go to ' gamy schoolhouse ' does n’t mean that I ’m any less well-informed . I just have n’t been brainwashed and institutionalized like you all . I live that I am # WOKE and one day you all will see . "

Despite the obvious absurdity of the assumption , the movement has a portion of supporters both online and offline . The rallying , which shoot place in Springfield , Missouri , was advert by a orotund number of people , given that they were there to scatter the Logos that bird are robot .

The front joins " Australia is n’t real " in the list of confederacy theory we are 99 percent sure are caustic remark of monotone - Earthers etc , but probably have a few substantial mass win over too .

First conceived ( or unearthed , depending on whether or not you consider birds are golem and everyone is in on the lie)by a college studentin 2017 , the conspiracy theory claims that in the fifties the CIA was faced with two problems :

1 ) how to surveil the intact US universe

2 ) how to stop birds poopin ' on their fancy CIA cars

The root may seem obvious in retrospect , but it was , of class , to replace the boo with lilliputian robot drones to hear into our every conversation .

" In a stolen copy from an ex - CIA deputy sheriff , she enunciate , " yeah , the higher - ups were so pissed off that birds had been dropping fecal affair on their car window that they vowed to wipe out every single flying feathered creature in North America , " dame Are n’t Realwrite on their website(which is well worth checking out for entertainment value ) .

The birds are n’t real movement are presently being filmed for a documentary serial , which will either be quite amusing or blow the doors off of a ecumenical cabal . Only time will tell .

This article wasoriginally publishedin July 2021 .