Incoming University of Santa Barbara students will soon get to inhabit a 97 - year - honest-to-goodness billionaire ’s perverted mindspace : a 1.68 - million - square - foot windowless death trap which UCSB is describing as a “ dorm , ” designed by Berkshire Hathaway frailty chairperson and evidently - uprise - designer Charlie Munger .

The Santa Barbara Independentreportsthat architect Dennis McFadden has reconcile from the school ’s Design Review Committee in protest over the plannedMunger dormitory , calling the 11 - level mingle - use ward of donnish halls and in - confront compartment “ a social and psychological experiment ” with unknown encroachment on thousands of subjects in the coming year . It will warehouse up to 4,500 students , 94 percent of whom will kip in pods equip with what is likely artificial sunshine panels and hogwash wedged into the wall , spend their shaping years wind through eight - bedroom container . Like rats . McFadden said the building only has two entrances ( ! ) and it ’s unclear how accessible any emergency exits are or how robust the ventilation system is .

The place is gon na stink .

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( In apress departure , UCSB does not display images of the student residence rooms but theIndependentobtained some renderings . )

When you demand to go up for atomic number 8 and sunshine , UCSB points out in a press release that a fence in - in rooftop “ courtyard ” offers agreeableness such as “ rude ventilation ” ( air ) and “ an open vista of the sky ” ( exemption , an illusion ) .

UCSB Chancellor Henry Yang has call it “ an unprecedented residential experience . ” prison house is similar , except here you pay off rent . It does have retail blank . And academic mansion . And food for thought .

Illustration: UC Santa Barbara

Illustration: UC Santa Barbara

They ’ll never need to give .

The university has already move ahead without a right to vote or blessing process because Munger has money , the Santa Barbara Independent report . Munger paid the school day $ 200 million to get him install his origination on campus so long as they stick precisely to his blueprint .

In an outraged letter to campus designer Julie Hendricks , McFadden say that there was no enquiry stage to examine the human cost , that it would present the eighth densest neighborhood on Earth . It is , he wrote , “ unsupportable from my view as an designer , a parent , and a human being . ” He echoes the righteousness of George Bailey , except in a world where the banker just give for everything , and that ’s the destruction , and mass live in Mungerville , which is an factual location . Per aWall Street Journal reporton his architectural ventures :

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Although Mr. Munger never formally study architecture , he has experience developing real the three estates in Southern California . He built a community of sumptuosity beachfront properties called Sea Meadow in Montecito , Calif. , in the eighties and ’ ninety , which his friends call Mungerville .

But people bonk Charlie Munger , Warren Buffet ’s crony andinvestment sage . There must be a moral in this . For one , there ’s the old skilful , cheap , and fast linguistic rule , and you ca n’t have all three ; this is cheap and fast . Each level isonly supposedto take 20 day of expression , and the university extols the modular prefab whole concept for its price deliverance .

Or , if you work hard enough , someday you get a fervor escapism .

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Gizmodo has reached out to UCSB , Munger , and McFadden for comment and will update the post if we hear back .

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