Last night on The outcome , we learned many things that we already knew , watched people not say each other things , and run across that President Martinez has really uncanny thrall dreams about Sophia . tale train wrecks and plunderer onward !
Let ’s just get the bulk of the episode out of the way by itemise . . .
Things we were told that we already cognize
President Martinez was brief in a 60 - Thomas Nelson Page written document about how Thomas busted out of Inostranka , which we get to hear about in boring detail in a scene that mirror his long , wearisome ambition at the beginning of the sequence . Except instead of what happen in his dream , where the chief of staff held hand with the Army guy and told Martinez that he was frail and then Martinez play bondage game with Sophia , in real lifespan Martinez scream at the Army guy for being clumsy and threaten to fire him for not treating the extraterrestrial like nuclear missiles . So yay , now everybody knows for the 40th time that Thomas escaped with his exotic prisoner buddies .
Simon tells Sophia that Thomas drink down all the prisoners who were loyal to her . Once again , we have to watch reaction to the same news that we ’ve gotten like double before . FYI , Sophia is sad . In pillowcase you were wondering .
Michael and some other alien narrate Leila that she ’s “ different ” but refused to tell apart her anything else . I can not emphasize enough how irritating this scene was .
Sean distinguish a random friend who makes him a white bread sandwich that he ’s been “ border ” by hoi polloi who “ also tried to kill the president and are experiment on petty girls . ” Not only had we get a line this before , but we ’ve also been through the same bloody scene of somebody react incredulously to news of the multiple confederacy . I get it – people retrieve the whole affair sounds sick . Can we move on now ?
Nobody learned anything about anything as common
I want to slap everybody in a fifty - mile wheel spoke of the Event writers ’ room . There ’s apparently a buildup of psychical energy all around the producer which is causing them to have tale bow impairment when it arrive to anything other than scenes where people duplicate the plot we already knew and then somebody reacts with a “ you are completely crazy ” face . What I ’m saying is that I BLAME SOCIETY for the fit where Michael leave out Leila and Sam off with random aliens “ for trade protection ” and tell “ I roll in the hay you ” when Leila require , “ There ’s something , is n’t there ? ”
And then , in the annoying conniption I note earlier , Leila overhears the alien arguing about whether to defend Sophia or Thomas . She busts in and says , “ Tell me what ’s going on – I ’m one of you ! ” The guy respond , “ It ’s your founding father ’s place to tell you . ” WHY ? Is there an alien knowledge patriarchy that nobody told us about ? Nobody can tell her anything even though she ’s been through kidnapping and murder and is now being hidden somewhere ? It makes no sense ! Again , I BLAME SOCIETY . The writers do n’t actually have an explanation , and it ’s YOUR FAULT . All we ’ll get is an dateless repetition of the vista where Leila expressionlessly enquire for data and is told that only daddy can tell her .
Plus , family line , how unfit and important can this divergence really be ? So she ’ll believably maturate more slowly than a regular man , and apparently she ’ll be capable to dissolve her face and store earbuds in her chin the way Thomas ’ henchman does . evidently human DNA and alien DNA is similar enough that she can have fry with a homo . Could it be that this whole “ difference ” thing is just a sad stratagem to keep us concerned in the Most Boring Person Ever ? I BLAME SOCIETY . Also , I find fault hipsters . And Cthulhu . And smut . And videogames ! I ’m certain they have something to do with this .
The only well - written line in the instalment
Yes , there was a funny line ! After Martinez almost fires the Army hombre , the chief of staff says , “ Jeez I would have shit my pants ” or something like that , and the Army guy get all offended and expect if it ’s an revilement . And chief of staff tell , “ No , it was supposed to be supportive and self - depreciating , but I guess I misjudge my audience . ” More of that , please .
Goo face and the U armed robbery
To the extent there was any fresh military action in this episode it was an radical - sneaky con by Thomas and Melty Face , his mystery minion . Why is Melty Face melty ? Apparently so that he can hide an earbud in the melty part , and then use that to communicate on the Q.T. with Thomas after Sophia and Michael snatch him and mystify him up and squelch the alien pustules on the back of his head until he barfs a lilliputian snot . So yeah , Sophia nobble this guy and Michael overreach the shit out of him to turn up his dedication . Sophia is all , “ Wow , thanks I totally believe you now , sweaty psycho guy wire who wo n’t secernate his girl anything and leaves her behind after give her leave her fiancee to be with him . ”
Melty Face say , “ Thomas needs uranium for his portathing so that our the great unwashed can get along here and ambiguous bad things will come about ! ” And Sophia is all , “ Oh bull – the last time Thomas tried to teleport U using his portathing , Chernobyl happened ! ” So she calls the chair on his “ foreign uranium emergency ” line and says “ Hey Thomas is doing this affair to your atomic reactor so you ’d advantageously put the uranium in a truck and drive it across the country , while also produce a magnetic playing area around it to foreclose the portathing from working ! ”
And guess what ? IT WAS ALL A TRICK ! Thomas beam Melty McMelterson to slang everybody into transporting uranium in giant trucks , so that he and his friend could bait up on sawhorse with their Winchester rifles and bandanna and slip themselves some of that thar U ! So everybody has a gunplay and uranium is slip and now Martinez totally does not trust Sophia anymore OMG .
countenance ’s lam around by bringing back Vicky and having meaningless barroom brawls
After telling his friend that he ’s being stalked by two shadow authorities or whatever , Sean decides he involve to “ keep fighting ” instead of fleeing to Mexico like he ’d planned . So he make up one’s mind the good way to deal is to find Vicky – remember , the secret agent whose kid he menaced with “ going viral ” on YouTube ? – and force her to aid him . He wants her to lead him to the guy running the piffling girl experiments . Hopefully he has another viral video outline to threaten her with , because she ’s way better with accelerator than he is .
Of course Sean also had to show what a badass he is by randomly go into a bar , trying to dispatch on some biddy , and then getting into a fistfight with her boyfriend . badly , why is this picture in the show ? Just to make us hate Sean even more ? I suppose maybe the chief of stave is n’t the only person who has misjudged his hearing .
Maybe this was a meta minute for the show , and barroom fighting was a metaphor for what it ’s care to be the audience for this show ? So the beau is the interview , the girl is the studio , and Sean is the show . And the show is punch you in the look ! Punch ! Whoa , this show is badass because it can punch you in the human face ! I ’m just think here – could that be the subtle meaning that we ’re supposed to get out of this episode ?
Tune in next calendar week for more ill-treatment .
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