Oh , there ’re some cartoons and Zanzibar copal releases this week , but do n’t be fooled — crappy movie rule this week ’s videodisk and Blu - ray release leaning . Some are old , some are new , but they ’re all dreaded . Thank goodness we begin with some professional help — courtesy of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 folks .
•Mystery skill Theater 3000 Vol . XXVII
The newest MST3 K set contains : The first time of year instalment The Slime People ; an unbelievably dire yet boring Cold War “ thriller ” named Rocket Attack U.S.A. in which a nuke arrive at New York to the modest irritation of its residents ; Village of the Giants , which is based on H.G. Wells ’ novel Food of the Gods but is mostly a gadget to ogle jumbo adolescent girls dance in bikinis ; and The Deadly Mantis , a classic B - moving-picture show that reveals just how poorly - disposed we are for jumbo bug attacks , mostly because everyone is dumb .
•Dragons : Riders of Berk Part 1 and 2
The TV animated cartoon serial based on the first-class How to discipline Your Dragon movie . I have n’t seen this , but I bask the film — can someone tell me if this is as good , or a pallid imitation ? Thanks !
•Robotech : 2 - Movie Collection
Containing the all - correct Shadow Chronicles movie from 2006 and “ Love Live Alive , ” the 1985 Genesis Climber Mospeada OVA series edited with 15 minutes of young animation to become a new Robotech movie . I ’m told the young animation is … noticeable .
•One Piece : Season Five , Voyage One
The Straw - Hat gang face a fight between crewmates , the disappearing of another , getting framed for attempt murder , the World Government ’s deadliest agents , sea trains , and more .
•Super Friends Season 5
Twenty - four 7 - mo shorts from 1980 - 81 . These are the Zan / Jayna / Gleek ones , not the Marvin / Wendy / Wonder Dog ones , fyi .
•Duck Dodgers : Deep Space Duck
A.k.a . Season Two , where Duck faces both Taz and the foreign entity have it away only as … The Fudd .
•Case close : Season One
That Japanese children ’s cartoon about a kid that solves gruesome slaying . If you like adjective Amandine Aurore Lucie Dupin do n’t listen gum anime , it ’s actually a lot of playfulness . The first five time of year are all on - sale tomorrow for less than $ 20 each .
•Superjail : Season 3
conceive of watching HBO ’s acclaimed prison drama Oz while people are injecting LSD right away into your eyeball . That sums up this grown Swim animated cartoon pretty aptly , I conceive .
•Detention of the Dead
We ’re just pose any fucking noun in front of “ of the Dead ” and shout it a zombi spirit movie now , are n’t we ?
•Viking Saga : The Darkest Day
“ roam into a violent and flaming man of murder , Hereward , a novice monk , must deliver the Holy Gospel of Lindisfarne – a book of neat beauty and great power – to the safety machine of the Iona monastery , while being pursued by a Viking death squad hell- bent-grass on its capture . inspire by lawful event . ” I wager .
•Kiss of the Damned
In case you were wondering what Milo Ventimiglia ’s been doing since Heroes , the answer is “ stool fair lamia movies . ”
•Super Robot Wars OG : The vivification
An Zanzibar copal subsequence to a Game Boy Advance game .
•Legend Has It
I would shocked if this repulsion - in - the - woods movie is any good , but human beings , that ’s a big malefic Bigfoot on the DVD cover .
•Alien Paranormal : Bigfoot , UFO and the Men in Black
Amazon dropped the comma from the title , so I call back this was a crappy documentary about “ Bigfoot UFOs ” and now I ’m distressing it is n’t .
•Templar res publica
Erik Estrada discovers an ancient Templar ’s tomb and gets in the middle of a Templar / Assassin blood feud . Amazon reviewer Hi says , “ bully pic ! very entertaining movie for kinfolk , and freemasons . ”
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