The Shape of Water is the story of a star - get across affair between a mute woman and a fish valet de chambre god - animate being , a film that all but defy us to imagine the convoluted mechanism by which the latter ’s genitalia becomes outside and , uh , able to do sexuality stuff with a human . It ’s also nominated for Best Picture now . Go pattern !
There ’s no shortfall of steamy scenes in Guillermo Del Toro ’s unfearing defense of interspecies romance , and our colleagues at Jezebel evendebatedwhether or not the fish mankind is fuckable . Despite all this , I was shocked to detect that there ’s very niggling erotic The Shape of Water fanart that might clear up the question everyone who ’s image the film has enquire at least once : What ’s up with the fish dick ?
The only real clue we ’re give by Elisa , the film ’s protagonist , about how a smooth - crotched lusus naturae is subject of penetrative sex is a puzzling gesture . She takes her folded hands and tardily opens them like a book , suggesting , I do n’t know , some form of fishy dick saloon threshold ? appal .
WARNING : NSFW FISH DICK BELOW
She does n’t divulge anything about the dong ’s specific contours — but thanks to Tumblr exploiter XenoCatArtifacts , a Lord of monster - inspired sex toys , she does n’t have to . The fish gumshoe implied by but never render in The Shape of Water is now a functional dildo .
https://www.tumblr.com/xenocatartifacts/169492042641/
The “ Jewel of the Amazon ” as it ’s named , appear to be silicone and glows under UV light . Reviewers on Etsy praised its “ marvellous mix of textures to search ” while reassuring potential emptor that “ the ridge fins do n’t experience as rough as they look . ” unluckily , “ Jewel of the Amazon ” appear tohave sold outof its initial production run .
We ’ve reached out to XenoCat to learn if they ’ll come back in stock for Oscars season .
Update : Ere , the proprietor of XenoCat , respond over Tumblr content to sustain that the toy will be back in stock before the Oscars — although the supply will be limited to around 20 .
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