Cops Scramble Helicopters and Tranquilizer Teams to Take Down Stuffed Tiger
near GOD MAN , RUN . RUN QUICKLY ! SAVE YOURSELVES , THERE ’S A VICIOUS brute PROWLING . CALL THE POLICE ! CALL THE ZOO ! CALL — waitress , what ? What ’d you say ? It ’s just a stunned englut animal ? Aw bullshit . If that ’s how you would ’ve oppose to the sight of that giving ol’ stuffed puss up there , congratulation !...